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APH: Russia: UN Meetings
1. I will not bully Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia to vote the way I want.
2. Nor will I "encourage" them.
3. My stick will not be used for slapping people.
4. No matter how much of a Pimp I feel I am.
5. Giving England my vodka in his tea is rude and mean, no matter how funny.
6. Convincing Canada that he's America's split personality is a horrible thing to do.
7 Telling France that America and Canada want to have a Groupe de trois is disgusting.
8. Particularly if I tell him they want it to look forced.
9. Especially if I do nothing to help the tortured screams coming from The Broom Closet.
10. Popping up in random places is a scary thing to do. I should walk, and announce myself first.
11. Handing out bottles of vodka before discussing important issues is not a good thing to do.
12. Hope For Haiti does NOT need any more Vodka.
13. Forcing Sealand to be the gofer' just to get him into UN meetings is the epitome of Child Labor. I shouldn't do it.
14. Everyone knows I love sunflowers,
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