APH:RussiaClaimsYourComputer4Dear America and Ms. Mangiana,Well done in resisting the false charms of Prussia, your continued refusal means that by spring we'll have him begging for mercy.If Prussia continues to resist, I will invade and all hell will break loose. That is until they are brought to their knees, crying out for forgiveness at the base of my great nation.Though be warned America. If you try to help out your friend Prussia, know that I will not hesitate to launch any and all attacks once I have dominated Prussia, and your sky will burn with such a ferocity of which the world has never seen since the burnings of Rome. The screams of the widowed and dying
APH:RUSS+PRUSSComputerWarIn the events following the start of the domination of computers everywhere
only Prussia was able to stand up to the might of Russia:I do declare the proclamation of Russian claim to be both unwanted and rejected by the citizens of this computer. Any attempts by Russia to enforce this claim with warfare shall be met with the same. Any further attempts by Russia to claim these citizens as its own shall be considered a declaration of war and treated as such with a similar declaration of war. Any attempts by Russia to subjagate any citizens not their own to any type of coercion, torture, etc. shall be considered a declaration of war again
APH:RussiaClaimsYourComputer-Stakes a Soviet Russian Flag in your computer- This land, I do so declare as Russian soil, and let no wo/man put this declaration asunder, for I shall beat them over the head with my Vodka bottle if they do. And henceforth all that call this computer home, shall be known as Comrades, and as Russians. And if they do not agree with the terms of my declarations...whatever, because that's Russians for you.Have a wonderful day comrade.For more information contact:Your Neighborly Comrade Association/ Russian Declaration/ Land Claiming OfficeIdon T. Reallycare"You go where you go, I'll stay where I am thanks."1-800-GothehellawayIn Coh
Am's Treasure Hunt Am being her meanself has decided to make a treasure hunt...She's gone and switched things around inside the house. Taking personal belongings and moving them to new locations....This will also be in the book but I decided to give ya'll a sneak peek...*FYI* The reason I never put Icarus in is because I absolutely loathe the man...he's such a meanie head....*arrghhh* and he's been "captured" and is presumed to be "dead". Only Septimus knows the truth...which one which one is it...truth be told I don't even know yet. Am walked down the craggy hall way. She hadn't slept well the night before, restless and upset she had been woken often by dre
Hilarity Ensues*******************************Start*******************************Am: *Waves* Ahem! My name is Am, I'm a twin, my brother tis a stupid-head who likes to camp out (blech!).Sven: Am, shut up...just cuz you can't get over using nature to answer it doesn't mean I'm a stupid-head.Maighsi: I agree...spoiled little bubble-head...Sven: Lolololol She's *air quotes* "delicate" *falls over laughing*Ealair: She doesn't like to cook either...remember that one time?Am: Getting back to what I was saying...I'm also a Goddess! Of what you as-Maighsi: *Mutters* Of Soapsuds and Pink Bubble Gum, Rainbows and Ponies, oh and the loonyville square...