APH:RussiaClaimsYourComputer4 by AmaranthBlacktree, literature
Literature
APH:RussiaClaimsYourComputer4
Dear America and Ms. Mangiana,
Well done in resisting the false charms of Prussia, your continued refusal means that by spring we'll have him begging for mercy.
If Prussia continues to resist, I will invade and all hell will break loose. That is until they are brought to their knees, crying out for forgiveness at the base of my great nation.
Though be warned America. If you try to help out your friend Prussia, know that I will not hesitate to launch any and all attacks once I have dominated Prussia, and your sky will burn with such a ferocity of which the world has never seen since the burnings of Rome. The screams of the widowed and dying
APH:RUSS+PRUSSComputerWar by AmaranthBlacktree, literature
Literature
APH:RUSS+PRUSSComputerWar
In the events following the start of the domination of computers everywhere only Prussia was able to stand up to the might of Russia:
I do declare the proclamation of Russian claim to be both unwanted and rejected by the citizens of this computer. Any attempts by Russia to enforce this claim with warfare shall be met with the same. Any further attempts by Russia to claim these citizens as its own shall be considered a declaration of war and treated as such with a similar declaration of war. Any attempts by Russia to subjagate any citizens not their own to any type of coercion, torture, etc. shall be considered a declaration of war again
APH:RussiaClaimsYourComputer by AmaranthBlacktree, literature
Literature
APH:RussiaClaimsYourComputer
-Stakes a Soviet Russian Flag in your computer- This land, I do so declare as Russian soil, and let no wo/man put this declaration asunder, for I shall beat them over the head with my Vodka bottle if they do. And henceforth all that call this computer home, shall be known as Comrades, and as Russians. And if they do not agree with the terms of my declarations...whatever, because that's Russians for you.
Have a wonderful day comrade.
For more information contact:
Your Neighborly Comrade Association/ Russian Declaration/ Land Claiming Office
Idon T. Reallycare
"You go where you go, I'll stay where I am thanks."
1-800-Gothehellaway
In Coh
Scary Russia is Scary, Da? by AmaranthBlacktree, literature
Literature
Scary Russia is Scary, Da?
U.S. Of Alfred says: And you insult him! XD NOW?!? Because IVAN'S IS WORKING BETTER?!?!?!
Soviet Russia says: Because Russia's computer knows better than to act up. -smirks-
U.S. Of Alfred says: Silence you
Soviet Russia says: Should I scare the crap out of your computer...or what? I appear through telephone lines so I should be able to do internet too.
U.S. Of Alfred says: No! D8
Soviet Russia says: ^J^
U.S. Of Alfred says: You pop up through phone lines? Oh gawd turn the scary off! TT^TT There has to be a switch for you or something!
Soviet Russia says: You wish there was.
U.S. Of Alfred says: Jeezuz
Soviet Russia says: